Feeling sorry for the person who googled ‘DESTRUCTION OF THE MILLENIUM FALCON’ & reached my blog post ‘Destruction of the Modernist Legacy’. #
The arcana of the search terms by which casual readers come to our webpages is a subject of continuing fascination, often for mismatches such as the one cited above. Tom of the now-idle Minor Tweaks used to run a recurring series on it, and Jo Hubris’s recent NSFW list includes various hopeful seekers of information pertaining to either music or genitals (or perhaps both).
A lot of people arrive here looking for “How to steal a mobile phone”, which takes them to this post, in itself perhaps too geographically specific to be useful. Apart from that, the phrases by which people arrive here are of a fairly narrow range, to the extent that I was last year able to write a poem about it in support of this post by Giovanni.
Robyn has also turned her recent attention to her own site’s search terms, in a post that includes not only poetry but also rap. It is the former of these lyrical outings which I would like to praise today, specifically the lyric “Now you are 33: a poem”. This is timely in the house of harvestbird, because the señor, a little younger than I, recently celebrated just this birthday. I wish him greater longevity than the motley crew hymned below:
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Adventures with Average Baby
This spring-and-summer pregnancy is already twice the length of its winter predecessor, and as different, thereby, as two things of the same kind can be. Not least among these differences was the way in which we passed the first eleven weeks in a kind hopeful lockdown, wary to put too much pressure on the future to carry hope that might yet be redundant again.
The brain, the spine, the beating heart that was our gift before Christmas opened the door to a different kind of experience, territory as unknown as the very notion of being pregnant was the first time around. The tremendous good fortune whereby my morning sickness (a most inadequate moniker) receded by New Year has given me back my old ability to think about anything other than how terrible I feel (and the accompanying certainty that nobody understands or cares sufficiently) and something of a hopeful forward-gaze.
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As someone who does neither gardening nor baking, it surprises me the extent to which I enjoy reading online about the gardening and baking of others, particularly since in the past I would have berated myself for my lack of competence and enthusiasm, respectively, in both areas. (I put this down to something like the general settling of life that has come out of being married, with our mown-lawn harmony and store-bought treats.)
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Natural Women
3 July, 2010
in at home,commentatrix,O internet,we are family
… make me feel like a natural woman
(woman)
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