H-Bird’s Weekly Twitter-Spatter

Puppies and babies and Old Spice.

• Fern has a Brazilian & a birthplan. Evie has a hernia & a spey-plan. Which of these counts as "slippers and an oatmeal spoon", I wonder? #
• Teaching for the first time since Sept. Sound of own voice v weird. Also crippled by round ligament pain! #
• Babby has the growing, I has the pains. Round ligament ow! #
• For much of our road trip, @knedd and I listened to Dire Straits. We decided "blue-collar rock" was the most a… ♫ http://blip.fm/~km0l1 #
• Today is the first time in 4 1/2 years of dog breeding that I have successfully taken a bitch's temp without being threatened with death. #
• First obstetrician appointment this morning. Average Baby is Average! #
• I need to write my branch prez address for AGM tomorrow. Wondering if I could crib the latter from Shelley's Address to the Irish People. #
• "I shd like to know what there is in a man being an Englishman a Spaniard or a Frenchman that makes him worse or better than he really is." #
• I've written my address to the Irish People of Agincourt. I'm sorely tempted to dedicate it to Average Baby (the family's new superhero). #
• Second class much aided by my colleague P-Dawg running the first half-and-a-bit, leaving me and my ligaments to sit down like a nanna. #
• Another Old Spice dude on a white horse: http://bit.ly/cWJdOP #
• In fact, Old Spice has its own YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/dgyTkN #
• RT @TheRealOldSpice: @harvestbird Many thanks, harvestbird person! [This following discussion of this http://bit.ly/d4DuZo ] #
• Gave the Address to the Irish People of Agincourt a little earlier today. Went on and on a bit much but may otherwise have been okay. #
• I am typing this at my relocated desk which is now in our newly-painted study-cum-library. Yet to be added: bookshelves and our books. #
• The DIY spirit is alive and well in our household and resides solely in the person of @knedd and possibly some of the dogs. #
• http://twitpic.com/12j9v8 – Fern will be full-term in a week. #
• The trouble with working from home is at some point you still have to stop and dress. It's not all document editing & terriers, you know. #
• I have two important things to do on Monday. At this point, both appear to be occurring at the same time. #schedulingFAIL #
• http://twitpic.com/12qj76 – Why have @knedd and I converted the living room into a bedsit? #
• http://twitpic.com/12qjcf – To await the labour of Fern, which looks to be coming this weekend. #
• Green laser eyes are produced by the camera flash, not dog hormones. #
• Given the nickname tree that goes Fern-ie-foo to just Foo, I say this is the other #foocamp #
• Puppies! 3 live by Caesarean and doing well, one stillborn earlier. 2 bitches, 1 dog. #
• Fern is the champion. #
• Attempts to photograph puppies for posterity current thwarted by posterior of Fern. #
• I guess this means Zatoichi would be out of luck in Vancouver: http://bit.ly/aWFxL9 #
• Especially for @vonbladet: http://onion.com/b3fXHS #

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