Favoured Tweets for September

It has been a month of amusement in the fast-paced world of microblogging.  

Some of that amusement contains language and sentiments not safe for work.

Such is the wild expressionalising of the internet, or series of tubes.

@bookiemonsternz Listening to Nick Cave talking about Bunny Munro on Guardian. You’d think he’d have a deep booming god-like voice. Nope, he’s just an Aussie #

@paulbrislen @bookiemonsternz Whamilton. Not everyone wants an extra letter in their name but Whamilton would benefit from it. WHAMilton. #

@Artandmylife Just got a bit emotional about being in print in a ‘literary journal’ for the first time. #

@saslockey rex stupidly happy to see us. only gone for 2 nights. and he had a cat sitter. tragic. #

@NZfishboy Oh Muse, you almost make me like you: “Muse told to lip sync for Italian TV show so drummer & singer swap places” #

@annettle Baby’s heartbeart goes whuh-whuh-whuh! The appointment was fine, I am a numpty for worrying. #

@br3nda RT @gnat: Wanganui must H the fuck up. #

@saniac We have pre-approval for a mortgage. This is more terrifying than elating. #

@CherylBernstein Every time I read ‘Drupal’, somehow instead I hear ‘RuPaul’. It’s a bit of a drag. #

@fauxparse Unfortunately, all the empty plots are around the edge of the cemetery, and nobody puts Swayze in a corner. #toosoon #

@AnaSamways Kanye interrupts Obama … http://tinyurl.com/ltrhg9 #

@sockington INTERRUPTING YOUR VICTORY SPEECH don’t want to mean any disrespect but there should be a category for cats HEY STOP BOOING #

@hungrymama HACK, SLASH, DIG, SWEAT, PANT, EXPIRE,SNACK #

@wandaharland I love Christopher Walken http://bit.ly/17WkuM #

@Ghetsuhm fuck this, I’m 5’8″, 37-27-37, and I can’t find a dress that makes me feel good. I must be missing some kind of shopping-foo #

@sockington AND WHAT’S AROUND THIS CORNER oh excellent a rug RUGGY RUGGY RUGGY oh I do love you so HUH BEING WATCHED um I fell #

@Homage I’ve had it with the Bush Government’s lies and incompetence. I’m going to Canada. #

@juhasaarinen RT @firstdogonmoon: My stupid blog; 2 mins of your life you will never get back again. You’ve been warned.  http://tinyurl.com/n2aysr #

@wandaharland Martha here: http://bit.ly/rFBWy woohoo! (via @espressorescue) #

@Ghetsuhm Awake. Upright. Have walked down hallway unaided and everything. #

@doompony Bought a copy of Metro today. Hehehehe. Fapped (verbally) all over the sexy photo of Judd as “Jake the Mus”. Fucking CHRIST. #

@paul_shannon “A well-behaved woman rarely makes history” – bumper sticker spotted on way to work … #

@Ghetsuhm Ha, Mum got done for speeding. Got off ticket by explaining she was really very cross. Awesome. #