Favoured Tweets for August

Twitter’s famous lack of archiving offers, I think, a gateway to creativity, since if one is motivated, one may archive portions of the chatter as one pleases.

Here’s what caught my eye this month.

@Ghetsuhm Fabulous day. Sunshine awesome, Megans awesome, tattoo totally fucking AWESOME. 29 August.

@Ghetsuhm Rhiana: What has fifty legs but can’t walk? Half a dead centipede. 23 August.

@munki Bless the elderly for giving me the incentive to take up glute exercises before I too fall victim to the inverse arse. 21 August.

@vonbladet RT @timbray Andre the giant OMG the pictures, especially Debbie Harry: http://is.gd/2nWhU 19 August.

@CherylBernstein In my head, I am a high-modernist minimalist when it comes to the home.But where would LeCorbusier have put 500 felttips & a joke cockroach? 16 August.

@Homage My favourite person at this hostel is definitely the Sam Jackson-looking cook who talks about fluffy rice like it’s capping a motherfucker. 12 August.

@saniac It’s ok to be dumb, Little Nephew. The world will always need people who buy magazines about car stereos. 4 August [see also this for some context].

@Lysergica I’ve got the “Sunday afternoon & I haven’t done my homework & also I live with a beserk psycho cat who keeps trying to eat plastic” blues 2 August.

@jsrnz As requested, a picture of the new kittens: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jsrspathi/3776934501/ 1 August.

@pukekoflat First night attempting to binge drink without cigarettes. Feeling apprehensive. 1 August.

@sockington I’M ON THE COUCH / I’M ON THE COUCH / TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK I AM SHEDDING ON THE COUCH 31 July.

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