Ears atwitter

AKA, a good morning on the tubes.

harvestbird: Time to get my arse to the ear clinic.

badtom: @harvestbird Anatomy FAIL

harvestbird: @badtom Might explain why the ear tech said “Lie on the couch, on your back!”

saniac: @harvestbird Was the arse clinic closed?

twelveplusone: @saniac No, it was an honest anagram mistake – time to get my *ears* to the ear clinic

twelveplusone: Something something blacksmith something economic downturn something bones of his ears

harvestbird: @saniac There is a clinic in Merivale, no word of a lie, where a sign tells you that the haemorrhoid clinic is around the back.

harvestbird: @twelveplusone the sun shines out of your ears.

che_tibby: @harvestbird you should listen to less shit.

teacake: @harvestbird and your ear to the arse clinic?

harvestbird: @teacake The tech said I had an interestingly shaped ear. Maybe if I went to the arse clinic they’d say the same about my derriere?

saniac: @harvestbird They’d say “Are you from Ulster? That’s a London derriere.”

teacake: @harvestbird if they did, you’d be able to talk about it at cocktail parties for years to come.

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