Señor Mojito has the accoutrements of Cuba about him, specifically cigars, politics that appear to blend Marxism and anarchy, and, most importantly, a blender full of mojitos. In another age he might well have been a witch-doctor with alcohol as his main proffered curative, since its palliative and reformative powers are many in his lexicon.
Do your guests have less-than-fresh breath? Make them a mojito, which freshens and intoxicates at the same time. Look like they need a minty pick-me-up? One, two, you know what to do. It may be too that it was the mojitos that magnified for the señor my own modest array of charms, but since I have as yet no control that doesn’t involve the good cocktails against which to test this hypothesis, I can’t comment with any certainty.
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Would this Señor Mojito be related at all to a flatwarming party? Very Hemingway =)
i’m jealous, he gets a thing above his name!!
he he.. tips.. he he
Ah, but even better than Hemingway, he neither kills nor eats animals!
When the revolution comes we will all get a thing above our name.
Can i invent a new kind of thing to go above my name? I may feel the urge to invent a new phoneme while i’m at it.
But yes, tips is fine. What kinds of tips would you/they find useful? I could probably find some good map reading tips, or cocktail making tips or good ‘onest “be good to your mother” type tips. Do you think a comb or a brush would be more appropriate? I could bring both.. that would probably be good.. yeah..
I say go crazy on the phonemes, otherwise the linguists might start taking it easy in anticipation of winter.
Comb or brush? Let me see your hands while you say that.
Ah ha … I think I get the gist – you ended up together long after after the man on the street thought you were married; and you’d only actually just met? A neat story! The man on the street must’ve been a little fey! (St Pat’s day ‘n all!)
BTW I would’ve ‘got’ the gum snakes allusion first pop! Very clever.
You have the gist; gum snakes, hurrah! I am glad to have readers of such historical discernment